ana saw dip n pip on may 25

REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT A REALLY BAD PICK UP LINE (BASED ON YOUR URL) IN YOUR INBOX

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:03:19 -0400

<<the only pick up line I’m ever going to hear

me & my sister

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:02:09 -0400

me & my sister

petersbackpack: wheelerbitch: whateveriblogis: stoicdaydreamer: psychic-sara: iron-spideys: ps...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 03:46:38 -0400

petersbackpack:

wheelerbitch:

whateveriblogis:

stoicdaydreamer:

psychic-sara:

iron-spideys:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

do it my dad bought me tickets to infinity war premiere :))

I’m actually gonna try it myself now

I need a FULLTIME JOB

WITH BENEFITS

DO IT!! THE UNIVERSE IS LISTENING! 💫

I need the reception job at the medical clinic I applied and interviewed for!!!!

ADMISSION TO MY TOP COLLEGES WITH GOOD MONEY

I WANT TO WIN DAN AND PHILS RIZE GIVEAWAY

please and thank you

safelov: kardashiansfuckyeah: reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for 44 days and 12 nights i...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 03:40:36 -0400

safelov:

kardashiansfuckyeah:

reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for 44 days and 12 nights

i would reblog this with no threat why you gotta be like that

cookiethedevil: schmoopernatural: donthavetositwithyoufuckindild...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 03:39:01 -0400

cookiethedevil:

schmoopernatural:

donthavetositwithyoufuckindildos:

sealanders:

animetrashdemon:

fan-troll:

post-and-out:

sassycelery:

kirschtein-s:

sassycelery:

dere you go

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

yAy

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

liketheleaveschangeincolours
Remember when we made these.

Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME

omg the recipe

Mine exploded but still tastes good

I have to try this

petersbackpack: wheelerbitch: whateveriblogis: stoicdaydreamer: psychic-sara: iron-spideys: ps...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 11:33:02 -0400

petersbackpack:

wheelerbitch:

whateveriblogis:

stoicdaydreamer:

psychic-sara:

iron-spideys:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

do it my dad bought me tickets to infinity war premiere :))

I’m actually gonna try it myself now

I need a FULLTIME JOB

WITH BENEFITS

DO IT!! THE UNIVERSE IS LISTENING! 💫

I need the reception job at the medical clinic I applied and interviewed for!!!!

ADMISSION TO MY TOP COLLEGES WITH GOOD MONEY

voidfished: wizardshark: sandvendor100: gaymacs: sandvendor100: Happiness Will Come To...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 11:32:39 -0400

voidfished:

wizardshark:

sandvendor100:

gaymacs:

sandvendor100:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

my sister printed out twelve of these cursed images and gave me...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 15:46:49 -0400

my sister printed out twelve of these cursed images and gave me three but idk what to do with them

The English languageyou are the shit is a complimentyou are shit is an insultyou’re not shit is a...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 15:34:39 -0400

The English language

you are the shit is a compliment

you are shit is an insult

you’re not shit is a compliment

you’re not shit is an insult

???

>this has probably been done before but I haven’t seen a post like this so idc lol don’t attack me>

gryphll:nude gaming 2018 #DRAWPHILNAKED

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 14:08:53 -0400

gryphll:

nude gaming 2018

#DRAWPHILNAKED

pencildrawingsgirl: Happy belated birthday, you tol meme...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 14:02:23 -0400

pencildrawingsgirl:

Happy belated birthday, you tol meme @danielhowell love u 💙

This is amazing

pseudophan: pseudophan: choke me daddy

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 03:32:08 -0400

pseudophan:

pseudophan:

~~choke me daddy~~

I want to watch dan and phil try to pronounce Irish namesFor example;Dearbhla...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 19:20:48 -0400

I want to watch dan and phil try to pronounce Irish names

For example;

Dearbhla

Róisín

Ciarán

Niamh

Eoghan

Áine

Pádraig

Tadhg

@danielhowell @amazingphil

<comment more below!> /preferably with fadas 😈/

Irish music

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 19:08:27 -0400

theglasgowreel:

reblog if you agree

my opinion

yes

puncctuation: 26th May 2018 Why can I hear him say it 😂...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 19:03:00 -0400

puncctuation:

26th May 2018

Why can I hear him say it 😂

“KICK BISHOP BRENNAN UP THE ARSE!”

inky-duchess: Fantasy Fashion: CeltThe Celts were the people of Ireland and other Gaelic countries...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 18:43:30 -0400

inky-duchess:

Fantasy Fashion: Celt
The Celts were the people of Ireland and other Gaelic countries during the Bronze Age. They were conquered by Rome in Britain but remained in Ireland (cause Caesar was scared of a little rain, what an amadach). The Celts are a proud people and their legacy stretches all around the world.
Brat: (Pronounced like burr-rat) is a square cloak that is pinned to the shoulders of a Celt. Scottish Celts made tartan and each tartan denoted a clan.
Torc: a thick twist of metal usually gold that adorns the neck.
Leine: (Lay-na) is essentially a tunic. This is worn by men and women to varying lengths.
Bracae: trousers worn under the tunic or leine. These could be woven or made of skins. Wolfskin was popular for the warmth and protection it gave.
Celts usually went into battle naked painted with symbols. They took pride in their appearance, washing and braiding back their hair so they look deas for the cáiliní.

I guess leine is probably related to léine; the Irish for shirt

how to really get to know someone:

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 18:31:14 -0400

casparsnotonfire:

kasparianisabottom:

lenamariaschuetze:

rilakkumakiddo:

gayguyy:

rilakkumakiddo:

undwasistdeinegeschichte:

rilakkumakiddo:

- look at their handwriting

- read their favourite book and search for pieces of them within the pages

- listen to their music and let it resonate with you

- go to their favourite place

- stay up ‘till 3am and let them spill their heart out to you

- ask them unusual questions that you never even thought would intrigue you

- spend a day with them doing nothing

- look out for the things they subconsciously do when they’re happy

- watch how their smile forms

- go through old photos with them

- use their body wash when you shower at the persons place (truly, you’ll feel it)

- talk to their parents, grandparents or siblings

I love the ones added <3

-Make them laugh and learn their different laughs (my personal fave to share with someone is the sleepy-drunk laugh)

- make art with them, sitting in the silence just drawing or painting, or having deep conversations while making art, both realllyyy connect them

- spent time with their pets (but not too much because they might be jealous)
- notice how they squeeze the toothpaste bottle.

- let them tell you their dreams and ask if you can look it up for them, share the results.

- learn their impulse buys/decisions

^^^ ahhh these are so cute!!

- listen to their scratchy voice in the morning

- have deep eye contact with them

- look at their hands

@zvezdoj I need to start doing this more!!

@ppianodjh

i love this, i just hope that someday ill have someone doing this to me

msunhappywithinfinity: He’s so freaking gorgeous I’m going to...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 18:29:44 -0400

msunhappywithinfinity:

He’s so freaking gorgeous I’m going to cry

kgbsprite: meeting a girl who I haven’t met before human brain: Ah, another human female. Perhaps...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 18:29:40 -0400

kgbsprite:

meeting a girl who I haven’t met before

human brain: Ah, another human female. Perhaps we could be friends and develop a meaningful relationship.

monkey brain: please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gAY

85th: 85th: the only thing i knew about sex at the age of nine was that 1) it was for mommies and...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 17:56:12 -0400

85th:

85th:

the only thing i knew about sex at the age of nine was that

1) it was for mommies and daddies who were married;

2) it made me, my five year old sister, and my baby brother.

i learned everything i knew about sex from the internet while secretly browsing grownup sites on my 4th generation ipod touch i earned for doing so well at a piano recital. because of the nature of, you know, men and their internet porn, i learned that my sexual role as a woman was to be slapped and pissed on and tied up. i didn’t know what healthy sex was. i didn’t know it should be mutually consensual, or that it was okay to want sex with girls. i didn’t know that sex should be good for both people. i learned that sex would hurt, and that sex was about men and men only, and that i would be forced into sex whether i liked it or not, and that it was normal to have sex with big, burly, grown men as a teenager. i learned it was normal to cry during sex. i was scared of sex for so many years because of that, and the way i was exposed to sex at a young age led to the inappropriate and traumatic sexual encounters i had (occasionally with older people) later on in my teen years.

the day i got my first period, i was ten-and-a-half. i was swimming in the river with my best friend, and when i got out to go to the bathroom, i noticed brown blood on the inside of my mint-green tankini bottom. i knew what a period was, but i hid it from my mother in shame. she found out, eventually, of course. she told me, you have a woman’s body now, and if you have sex, you could have a baby. all i heard was, you have a woman’s body.

i started shaving my vulva when i was eleven, because i saw memes on memegenerator about how disgusting “hairy pussy” was. i wanted to be sexy. i was eleven years old, and all i wanted was to be sexy. it hurt, and it itched, and it made me uncomfortable, and i’d sometimes nick my labia with the razor, but i did it anyway, because i didn’t want to have a nasty, “hairy pussy.”

eleven was the age i first started getting pinched on the EL. i was an early bloomer: i had B-cup breasts already, and my menstrual cycle was regular enough that i could keep a calendar. i started wearing a full face of makeup to school and buying shorts that rode all the way up my skinny twelve-year-old thighs. i remember the day i stopped jumping off the swings the summer after fifth grade. skinned knees weren’t sexy. smooth, flawless legs were sexy, and i was a sexy girl. i was probably the sexiest little girl in the whole world. my parents hated it. they told me i was too young, but i knew the truth. my body was older, maybe 17 or 18, so my brain must be, too.

when i was twelve, i had a secret kik account that my parents didn’t know about. i used it to message strangers. i made all sorts of friends. i wasn’t stupid. i used a fake name. never showed my face. one of my friends asked me for a bra picture. i was a cool girl, right, i was sexy, so i sent him a picture of me in front of my bedroom mirror in my little white training bra with the blue butterflies.

sexy, he said.

that was all i wanted.

i’m not typing out all this bullshit because i think it’s something special. i’m typing it out because it’s not. i’m typing it out because i see the same thing happening to my little sister. i’m typing it out because i see the same thing happening to that little millie bobbie brown, sexiest actress at thirteen. i’m typing it out because i’m sixteen years old now, a girl in the eyes of the law and a woman in the eyes of men.

mothers, talk to your daughters. tell them to jump off the swingset and skin their knees. tell them to get dirt on their dresses. tell them that they’re a woman on their 18th birthday, not at ten-and-a-half on the first day of their menstrual cycle. the world is confused. the world is sick. if your daughters don’t hear about how to treat their bodies from you, they’ll hear it from the sick, sick world, and they’ll do the things i did.

let girls be girls.

don’t force womanhood on little girls.

i encourage men to reblog this post

preach